George Osborne is a tool of the Treasury!
Get “The Pet Labour Troll says:” stickers!
Actual size of sticker is 38 mm (1.5 in.) diameter.
The Pet Labour Troll has partnered with Zazzle to bring you this exclusive offer of little round stickers that feature the text “The Pet Labour Troll says:” boldly encircling the snarling visage of the Pet Labour Troll.
In time for the general election, and priced to move at only 25p per sticker, these little labels will empower you to bestow the authentic Labour Troll endorsement upon any insane leftist sentiment, using the principles of adhesion. (They make exceptionable gifts as well.)
Where shall I stick my Pet Labour Troll stickers?
Where shan’t you? A cursory glance at your environs will suggest hundreds of worthy recipients of this honour. (We suggest you buy them in bulk.) Just look at these possible uses, and you will agree that each one would be worth at least 25p for the satisfaction of accurate labeling.
I simply must have them! How do I get them?
Go to zazzle.co.uk/labourtroll to place your order. The stickers are sold in sheets of 20 for £4.95. That’s a little under 25p per sticker. And if you buy more than one sheet, you get up to a 30% bulk discount, so you pay even less.